Monday, December 21, 2009

Remember, Remember

I recently bought a book I would recommend all youth to read. Its 'Itlas e Futuhaat e Islamiyya' (Atlas of Islamic Conquests). Its in Urdu, and the publisher (Darussalam) says the first of its kind in the language.

The first page of the book starts with Iqbal's 'Kabhi aye naujawaan Muslim...'; a thought provoking poem by Allama; but it is a single Urdu sentence at the top of the page above the beautiful poem, that drives the message home in the real sense. Couldn't have been better:

"Those who forget their history, have their borders altered."

Sounds more powerful in Urdu. A truth in any language. Applies to us in every decade of our existence.

Remember, remember.
Dhaka and Kargil. And many more days of night.


Saturday, November 28, 2009

Eid Mubarek

Celebrations are in order. It's Eid.
Celebrate.
But remember, celebrations are for the free and the mighty. Slaves don't celebrate. All their happiness and joy and sorrow and love and hate is incomplete. In want of freedom.
Buildings without foundations; maybe trees with no roots.
Celebrations without freedom.
Eids with no honor.
Everything half way through. Everything incomplete.

If we realize, we're going through a very special phase of our history as a nation, as a brotherhood. The unmistakable downward spiral to obvious oblivion. Special times call for special measures, as desperate times would call for desperate ones. Why don't we celebrate in a special way this year. Wear clean and good clothes, just not new ones even if you can afford them. Give them or the money to the poor. Give some serious, thoughtful, loving, nurturing advice to the young as Eidee, not money. You know what to do with it. Why not give all the meat to the poor and those who deserve it more than us this day of the year.1 Everyone knows a few in his family, or in his area or his work place. If you don't know one, shame on you. Why don't we spend this Eid with grace and dignity, no rubbish music from across the border, or for that matter our own. Why don't we remember Ibrahim and Ismail and revive our faith. 17 December is only couple of weeks away. Why don't remember what happened 38 years ago and pray and strive that it doesn't happen again; NWFP and Baluchistan and Punjab are burning after all. Why not remember Iraq, Afghanistan, Palestine and shed a quiet tear in remembrance and aching mourning...

What is in order. Tell me. I'm confused.
I'm lost.
I'm losing it.

Sometimes, I can not believe our mothers had sons like Bin Qasim and Tipu and Suri. Stop me if I'm wrong, but now we have Zardaris, and Maliks and more...
I always knew there was something wrong with me... It's Eid, you retard...
Ta'oos o rubaab aakhir... WTF?!

Don't worry, I'll be fine. I'll be okay. I just need a Valium. Or maybe a shot or a long deep draw of what my friends can offer me.
Or may be, I just need a good f***.


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1. I hope you know there are people in this country and this world who did not have meat the last year. There are some who never had some all their lives. Trust me.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Lest You Have Doubts

Although Professor Chomsky fails to shed light on American role and interest in the region in the truest strategic sense, never the less, he speaks about the American interest in the region's resources without holding back much. Our leaders fail to say or admit even a little bit of what he does.

It is more than just resources to me.

It is "The Clash of Ideologies".




Courtesy the original uploader at YouTube.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

A Bundle of Sticks

Amongst ourselves, we're Sunni Deobandi, Sunni Qadri, Chishti, Shia, Isma'ilis and many more. For them we're all Muslims.

They bomb all Muslims. Guantanamo Bay and Abu-Ghuraib Detention Camps have many Shia and Sunni detainees. The one thing common in all of them is Islam.

Islam is in the cross hairs. Shia, Sunni Islam.

United we stand, divided we fall.

Think. Reflect. Act.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Vision of the Visionaries

The good people who think about the nation and the country have vision. They are visionaries. They can see a few steps and can make out the direction the steps may be headed. But they can not keep track of the complete trail of the steps and can not therefore make out the final destination of the trail of the steps. It is safe to say that the vision of our visionaries is limited. This limited vision can technically be called tactical vision. 1 year in to the future, 5 years, may be 10. 15 at best. Too less for anything concrete and 'far-reaching'. What we need today is strategic vision. Decades in to the future. Many contingencies per decade. Someone who could telescope himself way in to the future and see things happening from own and enemy's perspective. That is what we need.

The second problem that blurs the vision of our visionaries is; 'schools of thought'. What happens is that a well known and reputable or even controversial western author sometimes would write a 'national best-seller' or a major 'New York Times favorite' and our visionaries will start reciting the 'wisdom' in the best-seller' and will divide into 'camps'. Schools of thought. For and against the wisdom in that epistle. It's fashionable. It's progressive. It's hip. It's chic. It's modern. It's educated.

As long as we will lack the depth and breadth of vision and originality, we will be third grade citizens of this world. A nation of colors, too much for whites. Trust me. Samuel Huntington's 'Clash of Civilizations' is a good read, but way far from reality.

It's 'Clash of Ideologies' plastered all over the wall.

Get your bearings straight.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Investing in Power.

The new generation, our children and youth are our future. They are our strength. Our power. Our hope for the times that lie beyond tomorrow. Our way forward. Our way ahead. They need to be prepared for the challenges to come. They need education. More than that, they need to be groomed.

Question: Who will teach them the ways of leaders, entrepreneurs, winners and go-getters. Who will tell them how to fend for themselves, as a group of independent people. Who will explain to them what to expect from themselves, the nation, the future; what to expect from the times to come, their parents, their God. Who will take the responsibility to tell truth from lies and fiction and myth and fantasy. Who will tutor them in the philosophy of the free spirit; not the swinging of the 70s but the spirit of the free men of 1500 years ago?

Who is ready to invest in the future? Our future?

The answer lies in your actions. Reflect.

100 points for correct answer. What is your score?

Monday, November 23, 2009

Mothers and fathers. And other treasures worth your thankfulness.

Some of us take the most beautiful things in life for granted. The sights and sounds of a living, breathing world, a lungful of fresh air and the fortune of love from our parents. The reality hits us hard when we're deprived of these things that we take for granted in our busy, self centered lives. Some of us are lucky enough to realize, well in time, that all that comes to us, all that we're blessed with is purposeful and not in vain. That everything happens for a reason, sometimes beyond our control. These few, the lucky ones, are thankful for every single day spent on this earth, with loved ones on their sides.

The death of a parent is a true litmus test for a person's values and self-worth. Such loss brings with itself the realization of who you are as a human. It's like a spot quiz test in the middle of a semester. Not many can claim they were good children to their parents. Although the demise of a parent is painful in itself, the grief is sometimes compounded with the feeling of not having done justice being a son or a daughter. The feeling of being a bad child. Of not having loved the parent enough. Lucky are those who do not take this treasure for granted, respect it to the fullest and reciprocate parental love and kindness to the maximum possible in human capacity.

A country is like a parent to the people living within its geographical bounds. And to those who can trace their origin back to it in any way possible. Demise of a state is painful as the loss of a parent. But when it's done, it's done. Lucky are those who realize it while they have their country. Pity on those who don't.

So if you're a good child or a bad child, please, for the sake of other children of the country; realize.

Before its too late.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

S. O. S.

Save our souls.
Same old shit.

I wonder if we'll ever break free of this vicious cycle of corrupt leaders sucking us dry. They're suckers, indeed very good ones. But I'm sick of all this sucking now. Sucked over and over again with no time to recuperate I'm limp and spent and hungry and angry and thirsty and can't move on.

All those patriots, can't you see can't you see? We're about to be classified as 'extinct'. It's in sight. Don't turn around. Don't bury your head in the sand you motherf*****g ostrich. Closing your eyes won't save you from the cat you idiot fag**t! Its staring you in the face. RIGHT in the face! Get up!
Haul your ass where it ought to be. In the mosque. Cleanse yourself. Focus. Shed your weight. Prepare. Read. Learn. Hear. Smell. See.

Stop eating. Stop sleeping. Stop drooling. Stop f***ing and f***ing around. There is no time.
Remember: you're too small a speck on the global sphere to matter. It doesn't matter much if you don't marry the right woman or land the right job or for that matter f*** the MILF next door. What matters is if you've played your role in keeping the boat afloat. This country needs you right now. Here, now! HERE! NOW! When you're busy doing pot you scum bag!

THINK, THINK, THINK!

Corrupt, Corrupted, Corruption

Corruption in all its forms and in all spheres of human life is unacceptable. It damages the integrity of the national fabric. But it is lethal in education, medicine, judiciary and defense.

And we are the champions of corruption in all these fields.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Connect the Dots, Color the Picture. And Live.

Chak 123/GB
Punjab.

Someone broke into Shareef Miskeen's house and stole the last bag of grain his wife had stowed away for the winters. It was a poor neighborhood and grain was their lifeline through the haze and chilly winds. Shareef was not home and his son was away tending the flock to what was left of grass in the nearby meadow. Afeefa, Shareef's wife called for help and soon the townsfolk converged on the crime scene.

Used to as they were, the men and the women, even the kids, began sharing her sorrow in their own way. They all expressed their sympathy, told her how bad an act it was and condemned the scoundrel. Chacha Allah Rakha informed all of a string of such unfortunate incidents taking place all over the tehsil. People speculated. Chachi Allah Rakhi yearned for the good ol' times when you didn't have to worry about such mischief and corruption. Ashraf Bhai, weary of the indifference all displayed, declared he was going to call the Chak's khoji. All appreciated his concern, few even offered to accompany him to the Khoji's. And they set off on their newfound quest.

Diyaanetdaar Khoji's household was the last to keep this centuries old tradition alive in the tehsil. He was in his nineties and too old to work. His two sons, Samajhdaar Khoji and Zaahirdaar Khoji helped people follow and nab thieves. When Ashraf Bhai and his companions arrived at Diyaanetdaar's house, they were disappointed to learn that Samajhdaar had fallen ill and Zaahirdaar was with the cattle. They rushed to the meadow, found Zaahirdar, told him they had come for his help and asked him to come along. Zaahirdaar obliged.

Arriving at Shareef's house, Zaahirdaar quickly got down to business. His method was meticulous, his movements precise, his gaze observant. Like a predator he touched, smelled and looked for clues left by the thief. It wasn't long before he was able to isolate a set of alien foot prints tranversing the boundry wall. He straightened his back, cleared his throat and asked for everyone's attention: 'Our man here, let's call him Uchakka, is a well built fellow. He's tall, has long, strong legs and can run really fast. He limps with his right leg and this can give him away. He's wearing a Peshawari and his right heel bleeds. He is injured.'
'You have identified the man well my son, now tell us where did he go. Where do we head from here?' asked Chacha Allah Rakha. 'This shoe he wears is not worn in our Chak anymore. It is too expensive. He came from a place where people who can afford such shoes live. He's a rich man.' came the reply. 'But where do we go now?' 'Be specific, what you tell us is nothing but vague.' All present were more than eager to run after the culprit and nab him and beat him blue. They knew every passing minute was a minute wasted.

But Zaahirdaar would just lead them to the next print and start all over again: the thief was tall, strong, a fast runner, injured in one leg and limping. And he was rich. And someone would tell a story of a similar incident where they had been unable to find the thief and Afeefa would sigh with grief.

It was well past noon now and the congregation had started to thin out. It seemed they would never be able to catch the thief. Ashraf Bhai decided to go and ask Samajhdaar Khoji for his help. Samajhdaar, too ill to go out, told Ashraf to convey a message to Zaahirdaar. Ashraf hurried to the scene, did as he was told and they were able to locate where the prints were headed. The thief was caught and the bag of grains returned to Shareef's wife.

Samajhdaar Khoji asked Ashraf Bhai to tell Zaahirdaar to connect the foot prints. Plain and simple.

Today, a bomb blast makes a foot print in our history, same as the one Uchakka left in the dirt. We analyze it. We look at it from different angles. We try to figure out who did it. Some times we succeed, some times we don't. What we fail to do almost every time is to connect the dots. And if someone does connect the dots, he's busy with his life. And those who care to help, are seldom heard.

Robert Fulgham wrote a book titled 'All I Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten'.

Why don't we just connect the dots and make a picture as we did when we were young. Why don't we color the picture and take a step back to look at it in its enitirety. Why don't we pay heed to those who've already done that. Is a single dot so beautiful. Is a single foot print so worthy of our attention. Are we afraid of the complete picture?

I guess we're too weak to have the will to survive. And yes we're busy. Busy squandering our resources. And we're too middle class to leave the comfort of our shells and take risks. And we're too consumer to be creative enough to do all the connecting and coloring. It all takes time and effort, and time is what we never have had enough. So many movies to watch, so many songs to listen to, so many softwares to download. So many parties to attend, so many luxuries to live for. And such short life. Who needs to connect the dots.

Kiss our ass good-bye. That's where we're headed. You know it. I know it too. You're okay with it. I guess I am too.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Why is it so hard to see?

With Betullah dead, the powers that be are crazy. No one's happy. They just lost a very useful dog of a pawn. Worse still, they call the shots and never called this one.

The media's frenzied like a menstruating woman on Red Bull. It's natural, and in Pakistan, normal. But when Mr Nusrat Javed of Bolta Pakistan (AAJ TV) says this new MQM-Jinnahpur fiasco is to crucify Nawaz Sharif, I must say I've seen everything.

Betullah's dead. His pasmaandgaan and sogwaaran are busy killing each other, fighting for money and power like hungry bitches. (Yes I'm fasting, but there's simply no other, better way to say this.) Give me a break! Who's happy? No friggin one. Awaam are too busy killing each other standing in endless ques to get sugar and flour. The rest are a bunch of ass-wipes too busy hoarding sugar and flour and cashing in on the scarcity crisis they engineered. Nobody gives a damn! A state holiday hungry nation as we are, and no body gives a friggin damn! Why don't we take a day off or name an airport after Betullah or something?

But who did this? I think that 2000 Rupay dehaardi wala, who threw chips in random places and always lazed the wrong targets for killer drones made in America finally got off his ass and decided to play god. He made my day and America had its Nightmare on Elm Street. All investment gone! Finish! Zap! Just like that! Vanished into thin air! All the training and money and weapons and propaganda and support went to the dogs, at least for the moment. But the 2000 Rupay dehaardi wala has been lazing targets and throwing chips for several years now, what took him so long to laze Betullah's butt?

The answer lies somewhere deep within the sheets of the conjugal bed Pakistan shares with the US. Ever since the drone attacks started, the Yanks were calling the shots until only recently. According to the grapevine, local authorities now locate the targets and Yanks just blow the lazed spot to oblivion, hence the Betullah killing. Had it been the US paid 2000 Rupay dehaardi wala throwing the chip, it would have been yet another funeral, or madrassah or women getting together to celebrate a newborn.

What a time for the proverbial 'Baasi Kardhi Main Ubaal Aana'. The Muttahidda mutt never misses to sieze the moment. Nixon would have been proud of the son of a gun. He yaps at just the right time. Always. Immaculate timing. 17 years and several governments later, the mutt sheds tears remembering long lost pals. And a nation of liars, cheats and 10-percenters suddenly wakes up to sing songs of truth and the skeletons in our closet start dancing. Mr Hameed Gul of the Varan fame spices up the scene a bit with his two cents worth of self righteous whistle blowing and other ex-chiefs and military intelligence somebodies join in. Zameer ka bojh bhi to halka karna hay na! Suddenly there was no Jinnahpur and allegations of MQM-genocide in the 90s. What is this shit? Can't we just celebrate B Mehsud's departure from this world. Somebody throw Muttahidda Mutt a bone. Or a boner.

Wake up people. This is not to crucify Nawaz or to divert your attention from Mushi bhai. This is to crucify army and military intelligence. Not that our intelligence merits accolades, but that's what intelligence agencies do around the world. We have one of our own. Thank God. Ass-wipe Asif talks about 'karaye ki intelligence'. Scotland Yard ko bula lo, UN ko bula lo. Tumhaare maamay lagtay hain kiya? Imagine what a nightmare would that be. Wake up! Or else 'Na rahay ga baans...'